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Hey I Don't Work Here · Tom Cardy
Big Dumb Idiot
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Released on: 2022-12-09
Main Artist: Tom Cardy
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Comments
08/15/2023 @genoadavidson2784: The fact that he easily could have edited the solo, but left in the honking ‘F*CK’ truly shows he knows his audience. You’re a f-ing treasure, Tom.
08/15/2023 @Cubing_Cubes: Time stamp?
08/15/2024 @Dikkedodo21: 1:33
08/15/2024 @JohnathanFPEfan: Subtitles in YT music say it’s just (Bah) there.
08/15/2024 @Moia_gias: In the original video the subtitles he made he says bah
08/15/2024 @KingDiamond-ri7uy: @Cubing_Cubes 1:33
09/15/2024 @chaoscreator327: You ever notice it's the Australian Toms that are funniest
05/15/2025 @hexagonal69: Doesn’t he say "bah" or "argh"? It’s an expression of frustration, not anger.
08/15/2023 @koopshell: God, this song is ear candy. I fucking love you Tom.
08/15/2024 @fernando47180: Tom Cardy rhymes with ear candy for a reason.
08/15/2024 @Chirrie: @fernando47180 no it doesn't
08/15/2024 @alexmatthes8163: @Chirrie yeah it does
08/15/2024 @Chirrie: @alexmatthes8163 cardy ends in ardy, ear candy ends in andy, the n and r make different sounds
08/15/2024 @alexmatthes8163: @Chirrie it's a joke
08/15/2024 @Thetruesuitguy: Say it with an Aussie accent @Chirrie
08/15/2024 @Roko_motion: So true
08/15/2024 @cyclops2401: @Chirrie wooosh
06/15/2025 @C0smicAx0l0tl-e: If this song is ear candy, then I’m diebetic
08/15/2024 @duane7996: 0:47 There's something that clicks inside my brain everytime I hear this part.
02/15/2025 @dgk2m9: Ding!
08/15/2023 @rainbowdemon5033: "He's gone....." is such a funny line lmao
08/15/2024 @men_r_paul: R.i.p. small child
08/15/2024 @Thetruesuitguy: Huh? When?
08/15/2024 @jasonmaserton: @Thetruesuitguy 2:47
08/15/2024 @wolfieolfie: WILD OUT OF CONTEXT
10/15/2024 @fresh_skeleboy_6949: actually, the " he's gone " refers to Tom himself, the kid was fine as we saw in the video, he was still swimming while reading the news, so the "he's gone" could only refer to Tom since the beach father looks at his son and THEN where Tom was standing, only to realize... " he's gone "
10/15/2024 @ThePigeon5734: @fresh_skeleboy_6949 that's much less funny though
11/15/2024 @CarolinePilkerton-p5n: @fresh_skeleboy_6949 I don't like that comment please delete it please
11/15/2024 @CarolinePilkerton-p5n: And you see the kid going down
11/15/2024 @fresh_skeleboy_6949: @CarolinePilkerton-p5n I don't remember that part of the video though, besides like I said, the kid is fine as we see him later on again
08/04/2025 @SStarry_Days: 4:37
10/15/2024 @zhabiboss: "Hey, I don't work here, but if I did, I would not surrender shit" Such a powerful line
08/15/2023 @phantomplaystation: all this on a saturday
08/15/2023 @palchumfriend4887: its been a long day
08/15/2024 @SpoonGamerXD: Regular night
10/15/2024 @jaimejones-x2h: It’s been a long day ok
06/15/2025 @Realitysceptic42: "But now and again there are Saturdays, big temporal tipping points when anything's impossible."
09/15/2024 @markvdean: I love that the flute sounds like it's speaking with an aussie accent at the start it's brilliant
10/15/2024 @FluffyPrincess888: Ok but an underrated line is "my foresight readies me for melee"
08/15/2024 @Lilgoblinhands: This song speaks to me, everywhere I go, I don’t understand why everyone ALWAYS assumes I “work here.”
08/15/2024 @alexeykuz7411: @official-obama jan pi toki pona li lon ilo youtube🤯🤯🤯
08/15/2024 @official-obama: @alexeykuz7411 pona! mi The President Of The United States la, mi sona e toki ale!
08/15/2024 @Rose_12210: The “Australia” whisper in the background with the bit of surfer voice to it is always funny to me 😂
11/15/2024 @85_chickenstrips: Same!! It's so funny!!
08/15/2024 @medusathedecepticon: I literally just discovered this song while sitting at a red light after leaving Johnboy's.
Today was a pretty good day compared to yesterday and this was a pretty good way to end an afternoon.
08/15/2024 @Unicorns-are-cool432: I have almost all of toms songs on my playlist and this is one of my favorite songs from tom cardy
08/15/2024 @bluemonster27: Number one fan right there
05/15/2025 @msthecommentator2863: "ok I don't have the authority to do that" is the realest line
08/15/2024 @UnforeseenProblem: Sung this on a talent show in high school got the biggest applause ever
08/15/2024 @constantine.726: How?
08/15/2024 @t0ast42: W school rules
08/15/2024 @LampertsBiggestFan: I tried, but after the first "fuck" I got kicked out of practice.
08/15/2024 @Husker2746: Nice, and what are you doing here Lucifer, ain't you supposed to be with your daughter?
08/15/2024 @HalfDeadPrincess-uh5hu: The pfp, the user name, this comment...
I think I just found my new favorite person
08/15/2024 @Husker2746: @HalfDeadPrincess-uh5hu H-HEY, WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!
08/15/2024 @HalfDeadPrincess-uh5hu: @Husker2746 don't worry, your also awesome. 👍👍? I'm gonna go listen to that playlist you made?
08/15/2024 @Husker2746: @HalfDeadPrincess-uh5hu oh thanks, it's pretty long so have fun
09/15/2024 @Isabuggaboo: u didn't have to change any lyrics??
08/15/2023 @christopherbuchanan3355: I.. Get the feeling.. He may.. not work here
08/15/2024 @hickoryhorneddevil: I mean I can't really tell dude, u sure?
08/15/2024 @christopherbuchanan3355: @hickoryhorneddevil Feels like a grey area
08/15/2024 @LampertsBiggestFan: @christopherbuchanan3355 I think I'm gonna have to delve into this one, I can't really tell...
08/15/2024 @LampertsBiggestFan: May need to look into this one..
08/15/2024 @Kyumifun: What...?
08/15/2024 @soozymeow: Nah what’re you talking about he totally does
08/15/2024 @ChristopherCoffey-bf2lt: Yeah he has to, I mean he's wearing a red shirt in target, how could he not?
04/15/2025 @Hotshot_Thomas: Guys guys, he doesn't work here, he CAN'T work here because he's a COP!!
07/15/2025 @flyxgaming9495: @Hotshot_Thomas No, he’s not! He’s a business man with a business plan who will make you money in businessland. Didn’t you hear his pitch?!?
07/15/2025 @Hotshot_Thomas: @flyxgaming9495 But he’s a cop! I can tell by the way that he stands!!
07/15/2025 @_itskira_9241: You sure? I dunno man
02/15/2025 @somebodyWhoExistsIGuess: So like, "maybe i should teach your kids to drown in front of you" is such an intimidating threat to the aliens, who lack context
07/15/2025 @_itskira_9241: FRRR
06/15/2025 @U.Inferno: My favorite part of this song is the thought that Australia has a NASA compound.
08/15/2023 @Lilacleaf49065: Love the original video and the song. Felt really sad today, this came on and immediately lifted my mood. I vote for mullet pressie.
08/15/2023 @Danr.me07: I like to think the aliens gave up on taking over earth cus Tom scared them
08/15/2023 @oweeeo: I made an alien species cry today 1:38
08/15/2024 @PennyTheLesbianWitch: @oweeeo no he says "I made a middle aged woman cry today"
08/15/2024 @LampertsBiggestFan: @PennyTheLesbianWitch good job, sherlock
08/15/2024 @LampertsBiggestFan: @PennyTheLesbianWitch well no shit, sherlock.
08/15/2024 @thesandguardianofthesand: It's called taking a joke and changing it to fit the context, "ya FOOL"! @PennyTheLesbianWitch
08/15/2024 @greenofcourse: Cool take, but alternatively it would be funny if this was just him telling god how he died.
12/15/2024 @men_r_paul: @greenofcourse the holy disbelief would be audible
01/15/2025 @oliverg1797: The music video shows a newspaper showing the aliens left and Tom was elected world president
08/15/2024 @ilovecheesebeep4433: ONE OF THE ONLY TRUE AUSTRALIAN SONGS.
06/15/2025 @theSpel: I think Tom would really love to be able to save the world ❤ I'll just say, man, you already do. Your music is a small beacon of joy amidst hard times ❤
08/15/2024 @TomfooleryDearBeans: After the events of this song, the girls dad from Mixed Messages started a Tom Cardy therapy group and the woman from the grocery store, the man from the beach, and the alien joined to support eachother after their experience. They meet on Thursdays
08/15/2024 @IsDefinitelyHuman: "Hey, I don't work here, and if I did, I would not surrender shit."
01/15/2025 @themightybob: Human race be like
02/15/2025 @PoggersFloppa: me when i literally just say what the song said at one time, in a quote, with literally nothing added, not even a laughing emoji. i thought it couldnt get worse
08/15/2024 @KrystofHajda-vh8jv: The microvave sound makes this song soo good
08/15/2024 @Lemno_x: ' Silly me! Ive had the pasta all along! Fuck you. '
IS SO FUNNY!? Tom cardy is literally my favourite music artist 😭
01/15/2025 @fabian6087: This has already gotten way too nostalgic for me after this little time, fack me it's good.
08/15/2024 @notapplicable767: I swear I hear a motif from walking on sunshine and I love it.
08/15/2024 @KrystofHajda-vh8jv: The end 😂😂 I love it
08/15/2024 @ThatCaptain: This has become my fave song of all time. 😆
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