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Don't Touch My Ladder (feat. Louie Zong) · Tom Cardy · Louie Zong
The Dancefloor At The End Of The Universe
℗ 2024 Tom Cardy
Released on: 2024-10-17
Main Artist: Tom Cardy
Main Artist: Louie Zong
Producer: Tom Cardy
Composer: Tom Cardy
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11/15/2024 @SteamedToast: I know what the ladies like. The ladies like Sims themed introspective ballads about personal growth.
11/15/2024 @TheFangirlOtaku: This lady does for sure
11/15/2024 @RavenholmeCP42: This does feel like it was written for my partner, so you're onto something.
11/15/2024 @willnotshutup: in that case try stop playing games by jazz emu
12/15/2024 @EthanEiholzer: @willnotshutup Damn he looked different 4 years ago. Ty for the song
01/15/2025 @TonytheTono: Is this a Halo 2 reference in 2024?
04/15/2025 @danielletheprotogen: Do they also like 3 hours with a Close Up Magician?
04/15/2025 @danielletheprotogen: @TheFangirlOtaku So does this lady
04/15/2025 @TheFangirlOtaku: @danielletheprotogen So I love the song, but if someone I was on a date with actually hired a "close-up magician" (I'm not sure if that's a real thing lol) I would at least appreciate the thought. But if they made me uncomfortable by forcing me to stay longer than I want they both get the boot
04/15/2025 @male-agent-4: @TheFangirlOtaku they are a thing, i havent been to one but i know they exist. your fine
05/15/2025 @GhostOABoy: @TheFangirlOtaku They could be with each other
08/01/2025 @youdontknowwho505: No you fool! The ladies like close up magic!
11/15/2024 @gavinotheshitpostartist5586: This song needs a music video immediately. The most underated song this entire album
11/15/2024 @tevynjones6828: It has to be done in sims 3
12/15/2024 @jp5834: Underrated? Who tf don't find this hype >:(
12/15/2024 @alecLogan: @jp5834 It would seem to be people who saw that it didn’t have a music video. On average, that’s what skews the numbers in the playlist, whether or not it has visuals.
04/15/2025 @StabbyCat3000: good news!
06/15/2025 @alice88wa: Yeah I didn’t get recommended it and found it when I did a personal dive into all this stuff. Music videos generate WAY more interest.
This is absolutely my new favorite song of this, no question.
07/15/2025 @wizardlyfrog: Fr fr
11/15/2024 @sarahjm106: "That's not a metaphor, I just don't know how to do it" so honest, so real.
01/15/2025 @toxicmelon6836: Love that line too XD
11/15/2024 @fabian6087: First BDG and now Louie Zong, finally this circle of music has been completed!
11/15/2024 @TundraTurnip: we need jazz emu
11/15/2024 @Anu8ius: Its not quite the same niche, but I would LOVE a collab with Marc Rebillet!
11/15/2024 @twindles7195: @TundraTurnip if he collabs with the emu I would die
11/15/2024 @TripleGatan: Why isn't Value Select more often in these collabs 🥲
11/15/2024 @skylerscreativecorner: @TundraTurnip we do need jazz emu yes
02/15/2025 @Sqwidiot: @TundraTurnip I would fight a bear to make that happen
11/15/2024 @elinor1473: This song really warmed my heart, all TC's songs are heart warming but this one is a bit more grounded in reality, especially on the week that I've decided to try quit drugs. Thank you Tom, really, your music has been there for me and reminded me of what I find brings joy to my life. Live well and keep grooving x
11/15/2024 @santinogirado5487: They're pretty heart warming until you find out about his tea-from-mason-jar drinking self
11/15/2024 @elilebaron8431: You got this!
11/15/2024 @oscaranderson5719: I just realized that’s Sim Tom telling Tom Tom not to remove his ladder 😂
11/15/2024 @fabian6087: Most wholesome Tom Cardy song since Call Your Mother.
Good luck with your quitting, you can do it!
11/15/2024 @LezbionestHere: Mind Fight is very heartwarming, I agree
04/15/2025 @skyethenerd1054: @oscaranderson5719 no its tom telling god to not remove his ladder
11/15/2024 @TheFangirlOtaku: We NEED an animated MV for this banger, PLEASE Tom
11/15/2024 @sJonneY: i volunteer
11/15/2024 @Someperson1522: With a Plumbob above his head 😂
11/15/2024 @skylerscreativecorner: Put it in the sims!!!! Oh my god imagine this in the sims in simlish lol
04/15/2025 @alexs.7956: It's here!
11/15/2024 @deadhawke: This song is so so so good. Between this song, hot shit, and transcendental cha cha cha this album is holding my mental health together. (Also Louie's music style really shines through and it's so funky and such a bop)
11/15/2024 @skylerscreativecorner: It’s SO GOOD I can’t get over it
04/15/2025 @jamesvictore4304: OMG YESSS and Level Clear! too. They're doing wonders to my self esteem
06/15/2025 @springbagel: On god, this man has saved me from more depressive episodes and panic attacks than i can count. Thanks, man. Really. I quite literally owe you ny life lol
11/15/2024 @margekinson3: Telling people you're super mega ultra busy every day...the perfect way to get out of just about anything.
11/15/2024 @Zippish: This snuck into my being my absolute favorite track on the album, which is impressive given that it's full of bangers. Something about it is just so... hopeful?? Wanting to perservere and live and experience things like that... I'm addicted.
12/15/2024 @aguyontheinternet8436: As well as doing all of it as a struggle against a higher power who hates him, that higher power being himself
11/15/2024 @Arctyr: Absolutely love this, I want more of Louie Zong and Tom Cardy together, so fantastic.
11/15/2024 @kilkal_kol: Monster truck kid is all grown up now.
11/15/2024 @Hotshot_Thomas: Sniff sob sniff They grow up so fast…
01/15/2025 @razzedy_gamer: Still not a cop
11/15/2024 @tiredteen8906: Listening I noticed that his voice in the beginning is rather unmotivated bc he is putting all the effort into his crush sim, trying to be chill, trying to be sly maybe but i think its about being burned out to please other people, in the end he semi-screams as a revolt against god and/or the crush trying to take the ladder, now with power from his effort he directed towards HIS bloom, great song to clean your room to :)
Gotta love the details
11/15/2024 @fireknight1933: Tom, you probably wont see this. But thank you. Truthfully. You help me feel joyful when i feel bad.
11/15/2024 @InsamniacFilms: Did not expect the louie crossover and now am in love with this song
11/15/2024 @noahtoftegaard: I desperately need someone to make a music video for this song IN the sims
11/15/2024 @skylerscreativecorner: If I was talented enough I would that sounds amazing
11/15/2024 @SorenSongbird: Louie Zong is officially everywhere. It's not so much a surprise that I'd find him collabing with you, more like I'm glad it finally happened! (Edit: I'm dumb.)
11/15/2024 @user-kw5jl5wt9f: … I’ve never seen someone manage to misspell both his first and last name?
12/15/2024 @loading5240: This is the most motivational song I have ever heard and its in the form of a Sims suicide allegory
Kudos
11/15/2024 @yuumeko: Don’t Touch My Ladder Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Hey girl, how could you know my love is true?
I named one of my Sims after you
I take care of her, and that's a fact
I bought her an expansion pack
I buy her clothes, art, and fancy things
While I ignore most of my other Sims
One is named Tom
It's just me, but sadder
I put him in a pool and I removed the ladder
[Pre-Chorus]
(Oh) It makes me wonder if there is a god
Is he the one that made you so damn hot
And made me in his image, but sadder (La-la-la-la)
Bitch is gonna try to remove my ladder
[Chorus]
I've got rhymes to spit, I've got drugs to quit
I've got bills to pay, I've got dumb shit to say
Bitch, don't you touch my ladder
I've got love to give, I've got life to live
I've got money to burn, I've got phones to return
Bitch, don't you touch my ladder
I've got crimes to fight, I've got wrongs to right
I've got things to prize, I've got jewels to heist
Bitch, bitch, don't you touch my—
I've got girls to kiss, I've got planes to miss
I am super, mega, ultra busy everyday
(Bitch, don't you touch my—)
[Instrumental Bridge]
[Verse 2]
Hey girl, how could you know I'm working on my self esteem?
I named one of my Sims after me
I take care of him, and that's a fact
I bought him a scuba pack
I'm not strong enough just to let him out that pool yet
That's not a metaphor, I just don't know how to do it
I will one day, when I'm older and wiser
Until then, I bought him a synthesizer
(Bought him a synthesizer)
(Bought him a synthesizer)
[Chorus]
I've got rhymes to spit, I've got drugs to quit
I've got bills to pay, I've got dumb shit to say
Bitch, don't you touch my ladder
I've got love to give, I've got life to live
I've got money to burn, I've got phones to return
Bitch, don't you touch my ladder
I've got crimes to fight, I've got wrongs to right
I've got things to prize, I've got jewels to heist
Bitch, bitch, don't you touch my—
I've got girls to kiss, I've got planes to miss
I am super, mega, ultra busy everyday
(Bitch, don't you touch my—)
[Outro]
Yeah, I'm super, mega, ultra, busy everyday
11/15/2024 @ChocMintFudge: They should put this comment at the top. Thank you so much, now I can sing along to my favourite song
11/15/2024 @peeranutpompim3276: having a hard time wrapped my head around “bitch don’t you touch my ladder” does it mean something like “god, don’t screw me up. I got so much things to do”?
11/15/2024 @TheAbusiveTuna: @peeranutpompim3276 It's a reference to the Sims 1 where you could make your sim go swimming in a pool, then delete the ladder out of the pool, causing them to drown.
11/15/2024 @peeranutpompim3276: @TheAbusiveTuna i got that part, but why is he saying like he’s sim right now. I was wondering if it’s literal “don’t touch my ladder in case i’m actually a sim” or does it refers to just “don’t screwed me up”
11/15/2024 @ladydovaky8491: @peeranutpompim3276 In the sims a very effective way to have another sim killed is by making them go into the pull and remove the ladder, this leading to them drowning. In the song the singer is talking to his crush and in the middle of his flirting he realises his own mortality, that god could at any moment "remove his ladder" (aka kill him) and end his life before he did the many things he wanted on his life.
11/15/2024 @GunterXyax: @peeranutpompim3276 My first reading of this song is Tom realising that the girl he's met is going to inspire him to change (for the better), but a part of him is still attached to his self-destructive cycles of busy-ness.
Hence how the first verse talks about how sad he is and how he is the one that put the sim in the pool and removed the ladder. And the second verse mentions he bought himself a scuba pack, showing he's comfortable and safe to stay in the ladder-less pool for a while.
So it seems to me that the girl is possibly going to add a ladder to the pool, 'rescuing' Tom, but Tom isn't ready to accept that.
That's just my interpretation though, and there's a lot of my own self-reflection mixed in there! This quickly became one of my favourite songs
11/15/2024 @KoalasInRain: @peeranutpompim3276 the way I see it, the pre chorus and chorus are from the pov of sim Tom cursing god Tom for trying to kill him.
12/15/2024 @Coastal_Ace: I think the line is “I’ve got money to burn, I’ve got funds to return”
04/15/2025 @mulrich: @Coastal_Ace according to the actual short video that was just released, it's "I've got ferns to return".
11/15/2024 @dollysheeep: Don't touch the ladder and the monster truck.
Got it!
11/15/2024 @heyitsjustaz: Or the clogs. No, no wait, that's someone else.
12/15/2024 @johnje1629: ok
11/15/2024 @orange_idol: I'm so addicted to this song. Like this is such a fucking vibe I almost feel ill, I have to listen to this on repeat for the next year. I shouldn't be surprised considering it's a collab between Tom & Louie, but I still feel like I'm going to go insane listening to it. What a god damn groove
11/15/2024 @zfrenchtoast: feel this so heavy, would LOVE IF HE/BOTHOFEM made a frickn video too but if not that’s cool too
12/15/2024 @aliengeo: I interpret this song as about being stuck in a headspace that, much like a pool, is theoretically survivable if you don't stay there forever, but if you don't leave eventually, you'll die. And Tom is listing various motivations he has to get out of that "pool," some of which are grandiose, some of which are petty. But it doesn't matter whether they're "good" reasons, because they're enough for him to want to get out.
11/15/2024 @imadethischannelforschool3586: This song is really good for if you want have an existential crisis but make it ✨groovy✨
11/15/2024 @imadethischannelforschool3586: Sometimes when I'm having a mental breakdown, this is the only song that can help me keep it together and help me focus
So this has been on repeat for several days
12/15/2024 @ssssaa2: @imadethischannelforschool3586 I agree this song is legendary.
11/15/2024 @FrootDeMoN: "That's not a metaphor I just don't know how to do it"
I felt that lol
11/15/2024 @Chaosdroid: Damn, I wasnt expecting this song to actually hit me hard... Same thing when H.S. released, i heard it right when i needed to... Ima be listening to this one for sure...
11/15/2024 @BlossomFoxie: hearing "i've got planes to miss" when im catching a plane in a few hours was only a little stressful
02/15/2025 @wowygary5541: God above, that chorus does NOT have to go so fucking hard
11/15/2024 @krumdo: I need to know if a music video is in the works for this because if there isn't I am gonna hop on main and make a full blown animation
11/15/2024 @skylerscreativecorner: It also better be in the sims because that would be so good
05/15/2025 @ilobmaxx: two of my favorite silly artists collabing into one big silly song i love this i need it injected into my veins please and thank you.
02/15/2025 @Tkon321: Patiently waiting for the music video to this super low key banger.
Love this on the vinyl!!
11/15/2024 @literalthrowaway6051: I love this entire album so much I ended up getting the top listener badge. Lol
11/15/2024 @sarahjm106: Addicted to this one. Absolutely amazing 😍🥹
05/15/2025 @dylan1kenobi: The smooooooooth from Louie Zong is such a vibe that works well with your lyrics and the sets the vibe of the song. Loving it!
11/15/2024 @Indigowaves2: I love this song! It has immediately gone on repeat.
11/15/2024 @GunterXyax: Tom trying to convince us he's a super, mega, ultra busy businessman
12/15/2024 @prinz4279: But he's not a cop!
11/15/2024 @Dikkedodo21: I mean this in the best way, the album cover looks like it could be a pizza box
05/15/2025 @leopardsun: The hook of this song is actually so infectious, I can't get it out of my head. I've got rhymes to spit, I've got drugs to quit 🤑
11/15/2024 @TwoAlligatorsinaTrenchcoat: YES! The collab I’ve been dreaming of for ages!
11/15/2024 @spiritgirl.mp4505: wasnt expecting a desperate plea for more time to whatever governing body is out there from tom cardy
05/15/2025 @MariaTex3: The instrumentals of this song really remind me of Glass Animals. Love it
04/15/2025 @princessstewart8196: I love this collab so freaking much <3 I love Louie Zong's music