'Still Alive' from at the end of Portal during the credits.
'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.com
and sung by Ellen McLain (GLaDOS, TF2 Announcer, HL2 Overwatch Administrator)
I don't own the song or video in any way. It's a great song, and I uploaded it purely based on that and to share it with others.
Enjoy!
Lyrics:
This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE
MP3:
You can extract the mp3 from your own Portal by:
1. Downloading the gcfscape program and installing it
2. Open the "portal content.gcf" file in the "Program Files\Steam\steamapps" location
3. The mp3 is under /portal/sound/music/portal_still_alive.mp3
Comments
08/15/2020 @levejurgensen7007: This is the most passive aggressive song ever
08/15/2020 @eldiegoasecas: you don't seem to know about certain genetic lifeform and disk operating system
08/15/2020 @micahlehrke9: this is my favorite comment ever lol
08/15/2020 @tommytigger4754: Pionono THAT WAS A JOKE. FAT CHANCE.
08/15/2020 @EpicMozamba: (singing happily) and tore me to pieces!
08/15/2020 @placeholdername3123: To true
08/15/2020 @d.1262: This why I love old Valve games and their humor making mankind go extinct look like a comedy friday
08/15/2020 @EpicMozamba: @d.1262 I agree
08/15/2020 @anomalycenter1197: Chaotic good
08/15/2020 @ashwinarun9817: GLaDoS is the most emotionally immature AI you’ll ever encounter
08/15/2020 @ashwinarun9817: The Starlight Child Wheatley is just stupid. GLaDoS holds a grudge
08/15/2020 @godofdoor6558: Being passive aggressive is glados' entire personality
08/15/2020 @phoenixfeather1337: Also part of "Alt rock of the 2000's (2000-2009)"
08/15/2020 @unosomes: Я видел могилу того человека , который мне вредил.
Я ничего не делал.
Я проклял его , и забыл.
потом он умер.
08/15/2020 @Haragin: 2000th like
08/15/2020 @sangria-margarita: No, the most passive agressive song is “Everybody Loves You Now” in Cold Spring Harbor
08/15/2020 @acemagalor2519: Yep
08/15/2020 @buddythemoth: What about want you gone tho?
08/15/2020 @felixio3178: Pionono DON'T EVEN BOTHER TO CALL IT WITH FULL NAME
08/15/2020 @hostkal6247: *want you gone
08/15/2020 @magiqxl3796: Cradles : Hold my beer
08/15/2020 @gileee: What do you mean? She's being soooo sincere
08/15/2020 @hostkal6247: @godofdoor6558 basically
08/15/2020 @hostkal6247: @krusselscout2997 Yeah I think anyone think about that
08/15/2020 @hostkal6247: @gileee well yep but...
08/15/2020 @gileee: @hostkal6247 It's sarcasm
08/15/2020 @hostkal6247: @gileee Yeah I knew but I don't talk English that well... Sorry
08/15/2020 @Daybreak81523: How appropriate that the creators of the game, songwriter, singer, AND studio is all in Washington State. (Pretty sure the studio is in Seattle.)
08/15/2020 @electric_ajax: want you gone: am i a joke to you?
08/15/2020 @PashaGamingYT: *visible agreement*
08/15/2020 @applemayonnaise1989: 2020 anyone?
08/15/2020 @boibio3563: Portal 2 song is so much worse
08/15/2020 @NeonDefense385: Want you gone is also glados in her passive aggresive mode
08/15/2020 @Pie_Time: Im the 7k like that's kind of cool
08/15/2020 @levejurgensen7007: @Pie_Time I think you're kind of cool.
08/15/2020 @souplord3320: heard the second game's end song?
08/15/2020 @Pie_Time: Thanks that's nice.
08/15/2020 @birdman8212: Yeah it is
08/15/2020 @souplord3320: PerrySport You have chosen poorly
08/15/2020 @Ink_Sack: Leve Jürgensen are you aware of the concept of the entire two portal games and Glados with her roll in them? 😂
08/15/2020 @radioanon4535: @eldiegoasecas GLaDOS is actually a dosbox
08/15/2020 @Titania011: Leve Jürgensen you’re forgetting the second games song
08/15/2020 @--027: Pionono THAT WAS A JOKE [HAHA]. FAT CHANCE.
08/15/2020 @chipscreations3987: What about want you gone more passive aggressive
08/15/2020 @metallicbunny9595: but she was being so sincere
08/15/2020 @Chopscrewyyy: Want You Gone is more Passive Agressive than this
08/15/2020 @MG-ts1xs: "and when you're dead I will be still alive"
08/15/2020 @commander_eaa2862: Pionono Or Umbrella corp.
"that was a joke, ha ha."
08/15/2020 @freps7553: "when youre dead i will be still alive" biggest flex ever
08/15/2020 @stevenmorton2059: Why does this song make me think of Rose from "Two and a Half Men"?
08/15/2020 @EduXicao: Maybe. Every Breath You Take from The Police.
08/15/2020 @kajl6004: @tommytigger4754 Anyway this cake is great,
08/15/2020 @wilhelmanderson3483: Lol
08/15/2020 @perper4858: @kajl6004 it's so delicious and moist!
08/15/2020 @Gadget-Walkmen: PerrySport Not even fucking close.
08/15/2020 @seth7233: @d.1262 Welp, Valve keeps their iconic ironic humor, didn't you watch those Dota2 films?
08/15/2020 @alfred_einstein: true
08/15/2021 @abrahamyanes2405: I feel like this should be the theme song for the Angel Program.
The "Angel Program" is a "top secret" program consisting of multiple time travelers that abduct individuals that are about to die, and use time travel to take these individuals to a section of the time line where immortality is readily available to them. Often they leave a fake body of the individual that was about to die as a place marker of where the individual was before being abducted so that the witnesses of the body help motivate the invention of immortality which helped save those said individuals.
08/15/2021 @TheSewDew: Axactly
08/15/2021 @fleinkantarell: @thereplier46 In a Portal movie your view has to be adament.
08/15/2021 @reginaldsmithers3468: What if Leve Jurgensen and Micah Lehrke are really the same people?
08/15/2021 @levejurgensen7007: @reginaldsmithers3468 that would be a twist
08/15/2021 @eliaskuhnert5768: @thereplier46 is it weird that I'd do that?
08/15/2021 @eliaskuhnert5768: @thereplier46 I mean.. Yeah lmao
08/15/2021 @roopalrastogi.: Surely Chell will die at the end of Portal 2
08/15/2021 @eliaskuhnert5768: @roopalrastogi. didn't you play Portal 2?
08/15/2021 @teebobaggins: It feels like a M.O.M. unit wrote it
08/15/2021 @tamarangarriott917: Want you gone: Allow me to introduce myself
08/15/2021 @milky_mint9409: There’s also want you gone
08/15/2021 @dustlangford1253: true
08/15/2021 @SalanaWolfie: Yeah, meet GLADOS
08/15/2021 @KydLives: Yup
08/15/2021 @thatonesmallchannel125: @boibio3563 I think its on par
Just like when she calls u fat
And that she wants u gone
And the fact that you know shes really trying to not offer you cake
Also that she mocks our already mentioned short life by calling it sad
Shes generally really cool
08/15/2021 @theflyingman8598: yes XD
08/15/2021 @TIMMEH871: Ikr
08/15/2021 @AnoAssassin: @thereplier46
Todd from Breaking Bad
08/15/2021 @CavalierConfessional: I love this song.
08/15/2021 @Koneko33: It’s so SOOTHING THOUGH. IDC WHAT ITS ABOUT I love it. 💕
08/15/2021 @aimbreak1461: I cry every time i listen to that. Nostalgia 100.
08/15/2021 @sniperrrrrrrrr: ikr
08/15/2021 @RealGreenrh: So true
08/15/2021 @SageGilbert191: What about want you gone
08/15/2021 @Chloedasher: yes
08/15/2021 @mr.arbiter996: Yup
08/15/2021 @thesnatcher3616: Just like Glados...
08/15/2021 @DineNastyLakers: Yes haha very Canadian
08/15/2021 @hankboog462: Only rivaled by the sequel song
08/15/2023 @OrangeCollarCitizen2001: @eldiegoasecas ms dos
08/15/2023 @Vlumpty_Vonty: @eldiegoasecas that is what glados stood for?
08/15/2023 @ДмитрийГайдуков-л5з: Portal = satire
08/15/2024 @TremendousTommy: Yes
08/15/2024 @crimdude: fr bro, but this was once a genuine person now maniacal
08/15/2024 @MarsellaFyngold: I'm being so sincere right now.
08/15/2024 @phitsf5475: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
08/15/2024 @mathilda87: This song will never ever get old, same for the game itself ❤❤❤❤
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