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Lo-Fi · Tom Cardy
The Dancefloor At The End Of The Universe
℗ 2024 Tom Cardy
Released on: 2024-10-17
Main Artist: Tom Cardy
Producer: Tom Cardy
Composer: Tom Cardy
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Comments
11/15/2024 @colintheselfelectedfrogking: I've wanted a full song of this for so long
11/15/2024 @Elisandro2cool: Same we made it
11/15/2024 @alexabel1841: Same
11/15/2024 @nairav9156: We made it guys
11/15/2024 @peeranutpompim3276: I didn’t even expected it anymore, today I logged on spotify and saw new album. Almost got me jumping like a little kid when i see this song 4 minutes long 🥳
11/15/2024 @Zhinner: Fkin same!!
11/15/2024 @fabian6087: After 20.217 likes on my comment on the original short asking for a full version revealing the full extent of his superhuman abilities, we finally have it! Thank you Tom, dreams do come true.
11/15/2024 @xXMr.SealXx: lets get another 20.217 likes ;)
11/15/2024 @mrtoxictornado7474: I thought of your comment
11/15/2024 @RegalBlob: hey it's this guy :D
11/15/2024 @nhibou7590: Youre my hero
11/15/2024 @isaacgaleao: Thank you so much
11/15/2024 @austinclements8010: i did the same thing, seperately so i dont blame you xD
11/15/2024 @curtisholsinger6023: I wanted this so badly and now it's here, THANK YOU TOM. No one this chill could possibly be a cop.
11/15/2024 @ReginaldP.Winklebottom: Genuinely the first thing I thought of when I saw the full song lmao
02/15/2025 @mitacestalia7532: thank you for your effort 🫡
04/15/2025 @alexs.7956: Just want you to know that your comment lives rent free in my head
11/15/2024 @Lightcaster123: i usually hate fadeout endings to songs because you can't hear the end of the song, so i appreciate how the last, barely audible line is "you can't hear very well because the music's almost gone"
11/15/2024 @aussiejo5764: There’s a “but I'm very John Mulaney” after that
11/15/2024 @vmedei: "You’re a million degrees but you’re still cool as shit" is still the best sentence in a music ever
05/15/2025 @armanhammer: I can dig it!
11/15/2024 @Glutnix: LYRICS (transcribed by me, a new zealander and y’all commenters)
--
I woke up this morning
In a very unusual way
Not bad, just warm and fuzzy
With a little bit of latency
(latency)
I went to the doctor
And this is what he said:
Oh my god
How are you not dead?
(give it to me straight, doc)
You’re far too chill to be walking around (uh-huh)
Your heartbeat’s so low that it’s underground (okay)
Your vision’s 8-bit, your brain’s saturated (oh)
I’m afraid it’s far too late! (tell me)
(you’ve gone)
Lo-Fi
Hey doctor, can you take my temperature real quick?
Lo-Fi
You’re a million degrees but you’re still cool as shit
Can you dig it?
(I dig it)
Lo-Fi
I’ve been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
But I’m ready for a slow flight, in Lo-Fi
I woke up this morning
In a very unusual way
Not bad, just tied to a chair
In the basement of the CIA
I see through the walls
'cause my vision’s 8-bit X-Ray
Hi Doctor
I see you’re still not dead
(I’m acutely aware dog)
You see through walls with a powerful view (I know)
Your muscles‘ so distorted you can compress steel (that's new)
Your body’s out of phase (what?)
Your hands shoot vaporwaves (oh yeah)
I’m afraid that you could be great!
(don't tell me)
(You’ve gone)
Lo-Fi
Hey Doctor can you stop me floating in my seat?
Lo-Fi
Your vibes' so laid back you make gravity weak
Can you dig it?
(I dig it)
Lo-Fi
I’ve been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
But now I’m ready for a new life
As Lo-Fi
This just in!
The rampaging super-cyclone
That threatened to destroy downtown
Has been thrown into space
By the hero known as Lo-Fi!
(Lo-Fi)
Yes, if there's trouble afoot
He's never far from the scene
But it remains to be seen
If this chilled out fella can stay ice cold
(stay ice cold)
I woke up this morning
In a very unusual way
Not bad, in my suit above Tokyo
on a perfect cold November day
I turned on the teevee
And this is what it said
Oh my god
A super villain trying to make us dead
(oh)
Humans of earth, you are under attack
And no-one is dope enough to fight me back
Your armies all quit
Your people subjugated
I'm afraid it's far too late (oh)
Lay down and accept your fate (quack)
It's seriously almost too late!
Yo.
Oh Shit!
Lo-Fi
Hey bad guy, do I have to harsh your buzz real quick?
You're a real big spliff I prefer not to hit, can you dig it?
(I dig it)
Lo-Fi
I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
And now I always find a little time
to be
Lo-Fi
He's done it again, folks
Lo-Fi has saved the day!
And not just that
It looks like he's going for a classic double-chorus fade out!
(Lo-Fi)
In all my three albums I've never seen anything like it!
But if anyone can pull off such a funky groove, it's Lo-Fi!
And what's this? It looks like our hero is pulling out...
(Lo-Fi)
The clavichord?!
This late in the fade-out?! I don't believe it folks
But I guess that's why he's the best
and I'm just an up-tight reporter guy
(Lo-Fi)
That's right
I haven't seen my kids in three weeks
My voice is kind of John Mulaney
Now it's getting more John Mulaney
I'm doing a John Mulaney impersonation now
Eh, you can't hear it very well
Because the music’s almost quiet
But I'm very John Mulaney
(Lo-Fi)
(thanks Tom Cardy, you're amazing!)
11/15/2024 @12MyNameIs: I think he said "and no one is dope enough to fight me back"
11/15/2024 @Berrylide: Thank you so much mate, from all non native speakers who got used to Tom adding subtitles to every song and finding themselves so lost without them 😂 (Je suis fatiguée, if you know what I mean)
11/15/2024 @pie_berry: Send this man to the top of the comment section NOW🙏
11/15/2024 @codebracker: I think it's "chilled out fella"
11/15/2024 @Shade7x: It's "harsh your buzz" (and probably "super psycho" but idk). Nice though, thanks.
11/15/2024 @bloklord5325: That's "Yes, if there's trouble afoot," not "Yes, if that's true, boys!"
11/15/2024 @austinclements8010: im imagining he didnt even fight the supervillian, they just chilled over the Lofi Beats
11/15/2024 @eronth: (you've gone) is pretty hard to hear, but it's probably "you've got". The doctor is diagnosing him, and a common phrasing is "you've got ".
11/15/2024 @jaycezis: American, here's what I got (ignoring the end part)
I woke up this morning
In a very unusual way
Not bad, just warm and fuzzy
With a little bit of latency
(a bit of latency)
I went to the doctor
And this is what he said:
Oh my god
How are you not dead?
(give it to me straight, doc)
You’re far too chill to be walking around (uh-huh)
Your heartbeat’s so low that it’s underground (okay)
Your vision’s 8-bit
Your brain’s saturated (oh)
I’m afraid it’s far too late! (tell me)
(you’ve got)
Lo-Fi
Hey doctor, can you take my temperature real quick?
Lo-Fi
You’re a million degrees but you’re still cool as shit
Can you dig it?
(I dig it)
Lo-Fi
I’ve been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
But now I’m ready for a slow flight
in Lo-Fi
I woke up this morning
In a very unusual way
Not bad, just tied to a chair
In the basement of the CIA
I see through the walls
'cause my vision’s 8-bit X-Ray
Hi Doctor
I see you’re super, man
(I’m acutely aware dog)
You see through walls with a powerful view (I know)
Your muscles so distorted you can compress steel (that's new)
Your body’s out of phase (what?)
Your hands shoot vaporwaves (oh yeah)
I’m afraid that you could be great!
(tell me)
(You’ve got)
Lo-Fi
Hey Doctor can you stop me floating in my seat?
Lo-Fi
Your vibes' so laid back you make gravity weak
Can you dig it?
(I dig it)
Lo-Fi
I’ve been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
But now I’m ready for a new life
As Lo-Fi
This just in!
The rampaging super-cyclone
That threatened to destroy downtown
Has been thrown into space
By the hero known as Lo-Fi!
(Lo-Fi)
Yes, if there's trouble afoot!
He's never far from the scene
But it remains to be seen
If this chilled out fella can stay ice cold
(stay ice cold)
I woke up this morning
In a very unusual way
Not bad, in my suit above Tokyo
on a perfect cold November day
I turned on the teevee
And this is what it said
Oh my god
A super villain try'n' to make us dead
(oh)
Humans of earth, you are under attack
And no-one is dope enough to fight me back
Your armys all quit
Your people subjugated
I'm afraid it's far too late (oh)
Lay down and accept your fate (quack)
It's seriously almost too late!
Yo.
Oh Shit!
Lo-Fi
Hey bad guy, do I have to harsh your buzz real quick?
Lo-Fi
You're a real big spliff I prefer not to hit, can you dig it?
(I dig it)
Lo-Fi
I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
And now I always find a little time
to be
Lo-Fi
--credit to all the comments above me
11/15/2024 @Berrylide: @eronth after checking the original short (which had lyrics), it's "you've gone" ;)
11/15/2024 @eronth: @Berrylide Huh, seems a little strange but not that weird.
11/15/2024 @arielcahn7728: I think it's "Iiit's getting more John Mulaney" but otherwise it's perfect.
Thanks mate, you're a real star! The second verse in particular is a little too distorted to understand and these help out a ton!!!
11/15/2024 @lucio-ohs8828: It’s “I’m acutely aware doc” and “you see through walls with the power of ill” (ill as in cool)
12/15/2024 @elizabethlee5557: @lucio-ohs8828 lol I was gonna say
11/15/2024 @anotherfandom: I love it! I will say that I never realize how dependant I am on Tom's lyrics being on screen until an album drops.
11/15/2024 @mahoganywolf8843: Yeah, hoping for some lyrics sometime because the second verse sounds awesome but I only caught every other word. God knows what non native speakers are hearing
11/15/2024 @pabloflores8296: @mahoganywolf8843 I can only understand the groove, lmao. Thank God for the lyrics comment guy.
11/15/2024 @MetalMockingjay: When I wasn't listening to Transcendental Cha Cha on repeat, I was listening to the short version of this. I'm so hyped.
11/15/2024 @austinthegamest7424: I was too! I woke up to this song!
11/15/2024 @alu2901: @austinthegamest7424 You could say you woke up that morning in a very unusual way. Not bad, just warm and fuzzy, with a little bit of latency.
11/15/2024 @checkerhat327: @alu2901 I bet if they went to the doctor, this is what they'll say: "Oh my god. How are you not dead?"
11/15/2024 @alu2901: @checkerhat327 And then he'd reply: "Give it to me straight, Doc."
11/15/2024 @TheRealLyrelia: You've got good taste, fren.
11/15/2024 @meltingmug: 3:56 - HE HASN’T SEEN HIS KIDS IN THREE WEEKS 🔥🔥‼️‼️🔊🔊
11/15/2024 @theevilbeastmostfoul: HE'S VERY 𝓙𝓸𝓱𝓷 𝓜𝓾𝓵𝓪𝓷𝓮𝔂 🗣🗣❗❗🔥🔥🙏🙏
11/15/2024 @austinclements8010: Its my headcanon the villian in the second verse just chilled out and is now hanging out with Lo-fi with sunglasses and a beer
11/15/2024 @Montesama314: Villain: "Okay, you got me, but before you kill me... you said something about hitting a spliff?"
Lo-Fi: "Oh, yeah, bro, come on, I'll share my stash."
11/15/2024 @austinclements8010: @Montesama314 they did not in fact, kill each other xD just chill vibes
11/15/2024 @clever_wild: You turned a 1 min lofi song into a 4 min comic book hero. Much like the announcer, I can't believe
11/15/2024 @silly_marii1: WE GOT A FULL VERISON AYYYY
11/15/2024 @Ninjamaster-sq6vo: The vibes….. they’re
✨immaculate ✨
11/15/2024 @zachbodayla6861: YES!!! THE FULL VERSION!!! THE FULL VERSION IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
11/15/2024 @kuroohazamak: ITS SO REAL LETS GO!!!! 💥💥
11/15/2024 @zz3stranger: WE ARE REACHING THE DANCEFLOOR AT THE END OF THE UNIVERSE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣
11/15/2024 @magiqbeenz4436: So excited for a full version of this song. And the John Mulaney impression at the end is just icing on the cake
11/15/2024 @codebracker: My favorite part is that Lo-Fi man is so chill, his threat is "bro I'd rather not punch you, yo got it?
11/15/2024 @AAveliy: I SWEAR EVERY SONG THAT THIS MAN CREATES IS PURE MASTERPIECE. THE IDEAS AND LYRICS ARE JUST IMMACULATE! I havent felt this cool vibe from any other music artists, Tom what a man you are, thanks for giving us top tier groove
11/15/2024 @tsuki832: When you finally get the full version you were expecting for so long, not ready for the MCU-esque plot-twist! :'D
The song is even better that what I was expecting!
11/15/2024 @Salintskate360: Tom's one of those artists that looks like his songs are filled with Red Flags, but the second you give him a chance, you have an entirely new perspective because this shit,
IS Hot Shit.
Album of The Century.
Greatest in the Universe.
11/15/2024 @MetalMockingjay: I think he's a cop though.
11/15/2024 @thegamingcephalos9412: @MetalMockingjay nah, he's just a businessman.
11/15/2024 @OlympusGames-zv2rs: His songs have Freddie Mercury's energy tbh
11/15/2024 @theunpopulargamingchannel2116: Yeah, dude has a beautiful mind.
11/15/2024 @NyokkaNox: Holy heck! We got full version of this! Never in my life have I been so excited about a song! Thank you for blessing my ears this day!
11/15/2024 @simonacq5719: we need a musical video of this like you did with HS, but I assume it´s difficult to find an artist that can capture the ultra-chilling cool-as-fuck cosmic vibes this song gives
12/15/2024 @StandardArrayOfficial: This song is what it feels like to become truly sentient.
11/15/2024 @ignomint: LOFI FULL VERSION??? we are eating SO good tonight
11/15/2024 @NoisqueVoaProduction: Here in Brazil it is still October 17th, so I was confused the album was already released. Then I remembered he is from Australia and it is already tomorrow there
11/15/2024 @Skeletanks: we are so back
11/15/2024 @annielemon: wwHAAAAAAAATTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!? NO FUCKING WAY!!!!!!!!!!! LO-FI Has always been one of my favorite Tom Cardy Mini songs and now there’s a full version?!???!? I was not expecting this today!💖💖🔥
11/15/2024 @nikxneon6615: YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THIS IS THE FULL VERSION I WAS HOPING FOR
11/15/2024 @morriganthe5th: So happy we got an extended version of this!
11/15/2024 @Dilee123likesbananas: IT’S HERE. SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE CAUSE MY HEARTBEAT IS 6 FEET UNDER WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🗣
11/15/2024 @thisisemmalyshandle: I listened to the short on loop so many times. now I can listen to the full version on loop many times!
12/15/2024 @benjaminlatimer6676: I knew a guy that was this chill. He would go out to parties just to mingle a bit and would do homework in the corner for like 80% of it.
11/15/2024 @iAztechi: The short ver has been my phones ringtone since I heard it... my life is complete now that we have the full release.
11/15/2024 @TheRedzeth: God I didn't know I've been waiting for this for sooo long. One thing though, wish this song had subtitles.
04/15/2025 @lolnothxyt: I DIDNT KNOW THIS HAD A FULL SONG
oh thank you, thank you thank you
11/15/2024 @derpiedoxie: YEEEEEEEEEEEES OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY THAT THIS SONG GOT A FULL VERSION
Also the rest of the song slowly turning into the protag discovering his Lo-Fi vibes are so powerful he straight up turns into a superhero is perfect.
Also I imagine Lo-Fi takes care of all problems by making everything chill like him, like turning the cyclone into a nice breeze, and making the supervillain vibe with them. Hell yeah
11/15/2024 @ThatOneIrishFurry: "thats right folks! this reporter voice has just been John Mulaney the whole time"
11/15/2024 @SmeiskAudio: YES YES YES YES YES!!! I'M GETTING THE GOOD HEADPHONES FOR THIS ONE!!!
Sorry. I'm just that excited to see this!!
11/15/2024 @usuben2224: Damn man, that's the maximum respect you can give to a song, nice
11/15/2024 @icey_john: bro can see sounds, beo are you lofi?
11/15/2024 @thecheesemeister999: Tom Cardy releasing full version banger after banger this is literally the best time to be alive rn
04/15/2025 @PapaRezzen: OH MAH EMEFFING GAWHD!!!! HE FINALLY DID IT ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
11/15/2024 @kuroohazamak: OMG!!!! FINALLY THE FULL VERSION OF THIS. I WANTED FOR SO LONG
11/15/2024 @curtisholsinger6023: I wanted this full song SO BADLY and now it's HERE
THANK YOU TOM
No one this chill could possibly be a Cop
11/15/2024 @prayrollandplay8785: When i saw that pop up in my recommendations i couldn't actually believe it. I've been listening to the short version in loop and every time it restarted, the bass entrance just made my whole spine vibrate in harmony ! Thank you so much for making this sample of pure funk a whole f'n awsome song !
P.S. the jokes in the fade out are hilarious Full stop
11/15/2024 @not-razyaka: YESSSS HE FINALLY MADE A FULL SONG FOR THE SHORT <333333333333333333
11/15/2024 @Alternateuniverse7157: Were flying so close to the sun now, this shits such pure heat
11/15/2024 @DerekS-kq3zh: "Your vibes' so laid back you make gravity weak" 🔥🔥🔥
11/15/2024 @lucianagonzales9915: YEEEESS FULL VERSION HECK YEAAH
11/15/2024 @CherryArgus: The original shirt is one of my favorite shorts, I'm so glad it got a full version!!
11/15/2024 @elijahloiacono: He is, indeed, VERY John Mulaney
11/15/2024 @Darkflamecrusader: We need an extended version of this with a 30min instrumental section of Tom just grooving on various instruments.
11/15/2024 @Skorgriim: So glad this got a full version. Worth the wait!
11/15/2024 @Toon_boi: I used to always listen to this when it was a short so I knew the whole first chorus and sung along
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