spycam_rec97
Conversation between adminπ, adminβ΅ and κ, Located on a bridge near a pier, Observing the moon.
One of the people is a ββββββββ, They are completely anonymous, Don't mind it if you find gaps in the recording.
κ - "The worst happened. I told you we'd meet by the pier and see what would happen."
β΅ - "I've heard from the higher ups that they will disband Mojang into 3 companies and rebind them into a megacorp when necessary.
κ - "As always, Admins trying to get control, Not in Minecraft now but in real life."
π - "We will bring forth a new era; One of wonder and creation. Not much of a need to fret over that. Do you dislike creativity, κ?"
κ - "No, no no no! I was just talking about how controlling it might be, All under one big corporation, Sounds like over time it will grow aching and boring."
β - "We have several solutions to that, In which ββββ will be extracted from βββ ββββββ to make an endless ββββ stream of ideas.
κ - "Oh, Its you! I haven't actually met you. You are a βββββββββ at Mojang? I've heard everything about you! Including that mask but the name being the only exception."
β - "Don't speak like that around me please. I'm taking the biggest risk of my life coming out here in person, But we might all die anyway."
β΅ - "π, Would it be okay if I recorded with my camera? If we survive I wanna memorize this moment."
π - "I grant you permission to record. Do not record any of our voices or faces. Or you will be ejected to Mojang depository."
β΅ - "Alright, alright."
β΅ - "Looks like it has arrived. I wonder what happened to β now that he has faced depository."
π - "Strike one: Speaking about/researching depository employees/developers."
β΅ - "I apologize."
κ - "I know that this may be the end, But I had a good time with you guys."
β΅ - "Likewise!"
κ - "Probably the most chill admin would be you."
π - "The Beginning Point has entered its first stage. Our new era has begun."
κ - "I don't know about you, π. But I don't think harnessing the sentience of the ββββ people seems kind of inhumane."
π - "Strike one, κ. You are lucky to even hear about those concepts, Not a good idea trying to speak to others who don't have permission to hear about our plans.
κ - "Sorry."
β΅ - "Speaking of 'Inhumane' Could you guess what is also inhumane? Breaking into peoples homes and ββββββββββββ them. And using ββββ ββββββ to make them go missing."
κ - "I don't know... Sometimes they just feel misunderstood, Like c'mon, The data they use has to be stuffed into a really small game, Of course that will make them act weird when they appear in a game like this, They take 99.9985 something something, I forgot the rest of the digits, But they take up a lot of space in the game! All the memory focuses on Minecraft and It blocks almost all other applications!"
β΅ - "They know what they are doing. They act like this for a reason. They strategically swerved through our plans to stop them like nothing, We give them a big wall, They always have a bigger ladder, You trap them in a cage, They slice through the cage like butter!"
π - "β, κ and β΅. Your permission to speak is revoked. Be quiet please. It has begun, The era of eternal night has begun."
π - "The sky, Our only peace to shy away from our broken dystopia will now be tainted by countless red eyes, Disguised as surrogate stars. The complete assimilation of the moon."
Comments
09/19/2023 @The-su4pj: Mark before: scaredy cat, spooked by the slightest glitch
Mark here: Unfathomably based, couldn't give less of a shit even when an unknown entity claims they know where he lives and threatens to rip him apart
09/19/2023 @lydiaisbored: Character development
09/19/2023 @furrykittens9312: "wow im so scared of ur noodle friends" what a chad
09/19/2023 @jahjah2330: cause he got that DAWG in himπ―π―π¨π¨ππ
09/19/2023 @forgergk: "do it then"
09/19/2023 @fw.lime2: bro is him ππ
09/19/2023 @squasherdown: marks glow up
09/19/2023 @noi81j038: "do me a favor. say it"
09/19/2024 @TID_CHANNEL_HANDLE_STINGRAY537: Brian2p's lost son
09/19/2023 @Den-rc7uf: Star: dont touch the terminal
Markus: im about to end this man's whole career
09/19/2024 @td_is_infinite667: π
09/19/2023 @owenmcbride1: I love how Mark goes from being scared out of his mind to not giving a crap when someone talks about kowing where he lives and threatens to snap his neck. That is true character development.
09/19/2023 @candidate12: Star's begging reminded me of bill from gravity falls before he was killed.
09/19/2023 @squasherdown: bro i thought i was the only one
09/19/2023 @phn1084: Same bro!
09/19/2023 @swagdudearcidon: Not the only one
09/19/2023 @presidentraiden9203: Me too!
09/19/2023 @Sina_Qadri: same
09/19/2023 @burrito_postman: Same
09/19/2023 @Catmeowfs: Yes
09/19/2024 @Franxy108: Same
09/19/2023 @zarcolite2941: my favorite line of this whole arg "mmmARK"
09/19/2023 @zarcolite2941: @realredtext- lol
09/19/2023 @Balanissofine: "I have a gift for you-you I have a surprise"
09/19/2024 @acastlecreator: "MARK DON'T TOUCH THE [BAD WORD NUMBER 11] OR I'LL SNAP YOUR NECK
05/19/2025 @sauceofbarbeque: "LET ME IN MAAAAAAAARK"
09/19/2023 @bruhgod123: 3:11 was kinda funny
09/19/2023 @hsbkve1: Holy shit minecraft story mode season 3
09/19/2023 @BrandonD2: Favorite Comment of the year
04/19/2025 @chillènheimerr: if you think about it jesse already defeated shit like this, if mcsm was not pg and kid friendly it would be something exactly like this
09/19/2023 @bhteaser: 3:04 I like how star got pissed cus Markus turned around πππ
09/19/2023 @TID_CHANNEL_HANDLE_STINGRAY537: "MARKUS DONT TOUCH
THE F U C K I N G TERMINAL I'LL SNAP YOUR NECK" had me with the driest lungs
09/19/2024 @queezer-x9l: "MARKUS DON'T TOUCH THE FUCKING TERMINAL ILL SNAP YOUR NECK"
why does this remind me of
"MICHAEL! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE- cough cough mICHaEL, MICHAAAEEL!!! frantic banging HELP ME"
09/19/2023 @anarzian: Star gets pissed off so easily lmao
09/19/2023 @Bogd66Top: Marcus can ask two small questions: What happened to the Sundz group? And if these creatures come, when?
09/19/2023 @unintelligible-synapse: Why do people keep asking what the sun group is? I don't know anything that is called the sun group
09/19/2023 @Bogd66Top: Β @unintelligible-synapseΒ Why do I care? - at the time when you had 6 keys you captured a group of already 4 people (there were 10), when you swung into a very strange white dimension and clicked accept you teleported to the platform and you were given 4 keys. They used the Sun to create a group and lead them to a lunar base where they made keys, they used humans as material for keys???
09/19/2023 @unintelligible-synapse: Β @Bogd66TopΒ The sun doesnt really exist anymore its not really in the files im pretty sure, But im sure they havent used humans to make keys because humans arent digital yet, I usually just call my friends my friends, that being me, the others and psi. Only me and jamie and maybe spire are left. I havent heard from spire in a while.
09/19/2023 @unintelligible-synapse: Ohh, Are you talking about the devs? They arent really related to the sun but they are the employees
09/19/2023 @Bogd66Top: Β @unintelligible-synapseΒ Stop, some players were televised from reality?
09/19/2023 @Theoutsiders10: Β @unintelligible-synapseΒ Real
09/19/2023 @anxii_7: Β @unintelligible-synapseΒ Are you a real person, are you trolling people or it is real?
09/19/2023 @R63plush: βΒ @unintelligible-synapseΒ on yeah i agree
09/19/2023 @Xndest: "Markus com back" - π€
09/19/2023 @skrepka010: "Markus we are friends remember"π€π€₯
09/19/2023 @adarts2025: βI know your addressβ
-π€
09/19/2023 @xredos: "Dat consol dosnt even work dont evev try" - π€
09/19/2023 @lmaoeyisdead: "wow i so scared of ur noodle friends" -π·πΏ
09/19/2023 @samaeldias666: I love Star so fucking much he's so cool i love him
09/19/2023 @hhhhethenxxnnx: Mojang think they SBURB
09/19/2023 @noi81j038: I love when Star gets mad and threats Mark, he just doesn't care with phrase "wow I'm so scared of ur noodle friends".
09/19/2024 @rot_kir: Star: DONT TOUCH THE FUCKING TERMINAL ILL SNAP YOUR NECK
Markus: nuh uh
09/19/2024 @KindilVig: I love how mark just does not give a damn about how powerful star seems to be and just absolutely destroys him
09/19/2023 @starsconstruct: W mark
09/19/2023 @Theoutsiders10: Absolutely based
09/19/2024 @dhordey: Honestly, someone needs to make a track of the music at 4:02. It's like the music that normally plays during these types of scenes.
09/19/2023 @hello-nr9hc: I feel like he is having a contact with SCP-2747.
09/09/2025 @epicboi9117: "MARKUS DONT DO THAT! ILL GIVE INFINITE TNT!!! SUPER RAINBOW ORE MOD!!"
09/19/2023 @DetectiveFedora: Bruh star was my fav, i hope he cames back.
09/19/2024 @complex_city: str a dieded ππππππ
09/19/2024 @weez3r.mizuki: Β @complex_cityΒ he was deleted by Markus
09/19/2023 @ExtremelyEvilPsychic: shouldnβt have inhaled the shmrungus before watching
09/19/2023 @NurMuslim1: βΊ
09/19/2023 @nemoth9692: no way he found the source engine skybox
09/19/2023 @sztyletyy: star so real me fr
09/19/2023 @curyde8275: So much question, so low answers. What will be with the moon after? What happened after mark101 ejected critical code? Where did this mark go? Who is this guy with black square?
09/19/2023 @panzahhh: Sad music starts playng:
Me: NO No nononono NOOOOOO
09/19/2023 @basicLY845: Star: GET BACK HERE
me: no lol
09/19/2023 @RequiemForRavenholm: star my beloved
09/19/2023 @sztyletyy: common half life pfp W take
09/19/2023 @RequiemForRavenholm: Β @sztyletyyΒ I know
09/19/2023 @JustsomerandomgigachadLOL: Only people who heard this from Retro gaming now can like
09/19/2024 @derekbrown6813: This has me wondering if Minecraft Alpha is still available
09/19/2023 @賴η欽-k7l: You know when he saw an Entity
09/19/2023 @Killer._.5090: That was 7 months ago... I want new series that will not be :_(
09/19/2023 @dominopizza9011: What the hell fell from sky
08/19/2025 @TheStealthyOne6: Donβt look at the moon reference at the end??
09/19/2024 @oliver_editzz61: The biggest question is how is star swearing in Minecraft
09/19/2023 @spaceguy20_12: I got this randomly now just cause I searched you one time
09/19/2023 @altedhmarsperez4231: So there is still more to come
09/19/2023 @C.A.S.S.I.E-SL: To star: DONT SNAP HIS BLOODY NECK ARE YOU CRAZY?????
09/19/2023 @the17dem: 5:33 very similar to clouds on background from Yumi Nikki game lol
09/19/2023 @jinisisablat3337: After 4 mins mark101 was killed in his house
09/19/2023 @dylanfouts5317: I wanted markus to punch star before star gets deleated
09/19/2023 @marialuna2784: Hi it me ghost mw2 crbn
09/19/2023 @mr.deorax4097: "almost lost my cool there"
09/19/2023 @booms2118: Sonne
09/19/2024 @Jirehsecondchannel: Star: (said a bad word)
09/19/2023 @KittyPool-lu4vm: I love you Mark
09/19/2023 @notxirix: IN DE BININGING
09/19/2023 @Andreyk-je4ix: Markus, you didn't try to remove the errors, I'll help null
09/19/2023 @NurMuslim1: BEYOND
09/19/2023 @Theforgotten4th999: Hey Markus What happened to X, Psi and DNF?