"Oh, so that's the video you've been telling me about all along. Glad you were able to finally recover it"
"The bans were pitched by [0] after we brought up the issue of testing security on one of our meetings soon after the development cycle of the branch started, and they were much harsher originally - the offending player would be booted out of the testing without a chance of getting back, though, as you see, it became somewhat more lenient"
"[0] still insisted on barring them from normal play, so we had to come up with something. Luckily, [2] and [3] were working on what you know as the Hub at the time, and so the first iteration of it, code and all, was repurposed for a sort of detention area"
"The hub you see in the game? it was the third, maybe fourth version of the feature at large, and it only took a more-or-less hallway-like form from the second design onward, we even used to test them on a private server"
"the doors didn't become a staple until before implementation, however."
Comments
11/06/2022 @Autumnityyy: I sure am glad nothing like this will EVER be implemented, right guys?
11/06/2022 @Kallichore09: Oh how the turn tables.
11/06/2022 @your-cow-is-ready-to-downl5448: @nicknamedd_ x
11/06/2022 @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7: @nicknamedd_ Big Fat X
11/06/2022 @Sofasit1806: Umm 1.19.1...
(I don't wanna to be rude)
11/06/2022 @KronoCrimes: @Sofasit1806 thats the joke
11/06/2022 @setrastuff2: This didn't age very well
11/06/2022 @SkyanUltra: cool pfp i recognize the art
11/06/2022 @hiphyro: this is genuinely better cuz at least the ban land is funky and weird... and TEMPORARY
11/06/2022 @nicholasgrandfield8168: Unless modders grab on to that idea.
11/06/2022 @thelegostarwarsf7916: JustASurvivalcraftWolf z
11/06/2022 @endruv_2287: What I love about this series is that it's not supernatural, and hardly horror. The idea of there being a separate Minecraft dev branch headed by an eccentric and paranoid developer, while maybe not that realistic, is still within the realm of possibility. This series is just an interesting, sometimes relaxing, look at an alternate Minecraft.
11/06/2022 @sirbirbton: That's what makes it a top tier hoax
11/06/2023 @asra-5180: The one part with the greenscreen video is ridiculous tbh. Otherwise, yeah this arg ain't so bad.
11/06/2022 @firox6559: Something to note is the presence of a game called Kataribesou ~Ensouki~, a Yumenikki-like game about wandering into various worlds connected by a single building (like how the Yggdrasil hub seems to work in these versions). Also, Mojang's actual authentication servers are also called Yggdrasil, now that I think about it...
11/06/2022 @faucetisreal: even the wallpaper looks like a tree
11/06/2022 @gel-pen-gel-drinker: Based KE fan
11/06/2022 @Bananappleboy: What
11/06/2022 @jijigri9224: Something else to note is the presence of Super Meat Boy, a game about a cube of meat rescuing a girl made of bandages
I mean, it doesn't mean anything for the ARG but Super Meat Boy's a great game
11/06/2022 @faucetisreal: @jijigri9224 also wasnt super meat boy released like in october november of 2010?haha
11/06/2023 @Theguywhowanders: This game doesn’t exist, I searched it everywhere in the internet
+ you misspelled it
11/06/2022 @Bananappleboy: Zero: "Prepare... For unforeseen... Consequences..."
proceeds to get sent into a weird white desert biome with fog
11/06/2022 @bladestorm337: Got bannished to W Y O M I N G
11/06/2022 @misery_shun: You're going to GULAG
11/06/2022 @lexer2297: This white desert reminds me to yume Nikki
11/06/2022 @STU5HY: Is this the forsaken B R A Z I L ?
11/06/2022 @JayEnDee: Zero: "... So wake up, Mr. xorcist6898. Wake up and, feel the ban hammer."
Flash
You have been temporarily banned for violating our Online Play Guidelines!
Remaining suspension time: 31 days.
11/06/2022 @abird7833: I could imagine myself having nightmares about something like this as a kid
11/06/2022 @not_a_channel_yt7941: same
11/06/2022 @MrdeeznutsLOL: Lol
11/06/2022 @misery3189: no i am a kid and when i watched kane pixels backrooms found footage i didnt have any nightmares not even 1 singular nightmare
11/06/2022 @starwars385: @misery3189 that comment really didn't make you look as cool as you think it did buddy
11/06/2022 @Bananappleboy: @starwars385
he did say he's a "kid"
why do we have to freaking assault people and make them cringe on the fact they just spoke in the first place
this happened to me numerous times
auggghhhhhhh AHHHHHHHHH
11/06/2022 @hiphyro: @Bananappleboy children are hilarious
11/06/2022 @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7: @hiphyro i mean you have a point but
11/06/2022 @Kallichore09: I guess the Lilypad team can see into the future. They saw Mojang's choices and got inspired. Jokes aside, I think this would actually be cool as an anti-piracy method. You load into the world in adventure mode with chat disabled, so you can't do anything except wander.
11/06/2022 @aethvital: Version 14.
11/06/2022 @Kallichore09: @aethvital It's actually version 6
11/06/2022 @aethvital: @Kallichore09 I do know. I’m requesting it
11/06/2022 @Kallichore09: Seriously, how the hell did someone think of that, pitch it, and get accepted???
11/06/2022 @cacohat: @Kallichore09 I'm pretty sure it's Microsoft's doing. Good thing they haven't made me migrate my Mojang account yet lololol
11/06/2022 @DJSlimeball: @cacohat They don't make you, but if you do it too late, they'll delete your account.
11/06/2022 @Waluigiisbest99: @cacohat based
11/06/2022 @cacohat: @DJSlimeball I can't find anything saying that they'll delete your account. They just said they'll just not let you log in until you migrate. As for a final deadline for migrating, I don't know. But I'm using an older launcher so I'm able to log in and play multiplayer and everything just fine.
11/06/2022 @Kallichore09: @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise Recently, Minecraft put out an update that allows players to report other players if they say something "inappropriate." This is awful because, if you get banned from multi-player, you also get banned from singleplayer. Bye 2b2t.
11/06/2022 @nrdfoss: bruh
11/06/2022 @cacohat: @Kallichore09 Hey, that just means 2b2t queues will be shorter!
11/06/2022 @Bananappleboy: @Kallichore09
Not like I even have to swear every 10 seconds, unlike alot of people online.
Ciao.
Bananappleboy was banned for saying "ciao"
11/06/2022 @mahuba2553: They will revert this update, like seriously, thats horrible
11/06/2022 @nrdfoss: @mahuba2553 its microsoft. you shouldnt expect any good from them. theyre the ones who made windows vista and 8
11/06/2022 @therealloganyt237: No such thing as bans in Minecraft, at least, in single player.
11/06/2022 @therealloganyt237: Idk waht ur talking about
11/06/2022 @DJSlimeball: @cacohat Ok yeah apparently I was wrong, but you won't get the cape for it. You still shouldn't be able to play? Weird that it seems like you can...
11/06/2022 @cacohat: @DJSlimeball I might have migrated and am just not remembering correctly
11/06/2022 @ariel78_: @Kallichore09 isn't that just for bedrock edition
11/06/2022 @Kallichore09: @ariel78_ Nope, It's been added to Java.
11/06/2022 @scrubscrub4492: @nrdfoss And 10, and 11.
Gotta love built-in spyware worse than most actual computer viruses.
11/06/2022 @nrdfoss: @scrubscrub4492 yeah
11/06/2022 @scrubscrub4492: @nrdfoss And this is my generic reminder that about 95% of Windows games and programs work on Linux now
I don't use Arch btw, I could but I don't wanna deal with the hassle lmao
11/06/2022 @nrdfoss: @scrubscrub4492 i use manjaro and agree. what distro do you use
11/06/2022 @scrubscrub4492: @nrdfoss Manjaro on my laptop, and my next Desktop is either using Mint or base Debian
11/06/2022 @nrdfoss: @scrubscrub4492 honestly im not a fan of the debian family but eh you do you
11/06/2022 @nrdfoss: @scrubscrub4492 i prefer newer software than rock solid
11/06/2022 @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7: @nrdfoss Windows Vista was good, you just had a bad PC
Windows 8, yeah it's garbo
11/06/2022 @nrdfoss: @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 it still was windows
11/06/2022 @gordonf5553: @nrdfoss i use arch btw
11/06/2022 @nrdfoss: @gordonf5553 based
11/06/2022 @MrSeatbelt: @scrubscrub4492 Archinstall makes installing arch pretty simple, its bundled into every recent arch iso.
I recommend Mental Outlaw"s video on it.
11/06/2022 @scrubscrub4492: @MrSeatbelt I've heard about Archinstall, I've just been iffy due to so many programs only having official support for Debian-based distros the last time I checked
I know there are ways to get pretty much everything working regardless of distribution, so I may do that if I feel like joining the "I use Arch btw" cult
11/06/2022 @MrSeatbelt: @scrubscrub4492 I respect that, good luck on your gnu/linux adventures!
11/06/2022 @Manie230: As bad as the update is it will literally never Influence me. I never play online. I’ve played Minecraft multiplayer a handful of times. And I am playing the game since 2011.
11/06/2022 @scrubscrub4492: @Manie230 Problem is you can be banned for things you do in singleplayer.
11/06/2022 @Manie230: @scrubscrub4492 the banning system only works if you get reported. So how should you get reported when you only play Singleplayer?
11/06/2022 @Kayser2802: @Kallichore09 You wont get banned from singleplayer wth
11/06/2023 @xanderplayz3446: @nrdfoss windows 8 isnt bad. it runs better than 10 on laptops.
11/06/2023 @nrdfoss: @xanderplayz3446 windows is bad objectively
11/06/2023 @SysDataSoftOffical: It's a instant multiplayer.
11/06/2022 @felipetelmo6648: This ARG deserves so much more views. This thing is genuinely creepy and it has SO much potential
11/06/2022 @bigeddyspaghetti6681: Cough retro cough gaming now cough cough
11/06/2022 @TheSmokinPotato: no this is real 100%
11/06/2022 @bigeddyspaghetti6681: @TheSmokinPotato I hope
11/06/2022 @BeanOfBean: @TheSmokinPotato The mod is real, but it’s intertwined with the 1.0.16 Story
11/06/2022 @razi_man: Man, I hope this gets successful.
This is amazing, I love this.
11/06/2022 @aethvital: .lliW tI
11/06/2022 @promaster424: I hope we can get our hand on this new version of the branch soon
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